Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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