Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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