So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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