yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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