her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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