He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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