I wanna passion pit in your ass
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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