don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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