i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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