I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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