i permit you to call me
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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