im having a threesome with these popsicles
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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