But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
All the doctor said was why
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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