Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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