so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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