She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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