so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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