Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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