so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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