Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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