Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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