SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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