But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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