So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
