I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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