You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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