Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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