I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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