And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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