Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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