that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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