she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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