chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Mom said you looked used
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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