Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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