he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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