ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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