MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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