We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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