then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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