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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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