Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Its about making memories worth repressing
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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