i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
