I'm so fucking centered right now
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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