Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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