the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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