Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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