I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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