I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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