Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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