Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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