I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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