I can tuck mytits in my pants
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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