dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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